10. O.J. - "I wonder what Ted Kennedy's doing for dinner."
9. The Mafia - "A little sloppy, but I think we can use him."
8. Steven King - "Now that's entertainment!"
7. Ross Perot - "You see, that's the American economy at work."
6. Lou Holtz - "That's why that scumbag played for USC and not here."
5. The Pope - "He'll be calling here tomorrow. We'll transfer it to Holtz."
4. Leslie Neilson - "Shirley you must be joking."
3. Marcia Clark - "I need a drink."
2. Charlie Manson - "Come on man, have some pride!"
1. The Killer - "I wonder what Ted Kennedy's doing for dinner."
From the immortal works of O.J. Simpson, "Thinking is what gets you caught from behind."